Reasons I'd make it in London

The first reason I'd make it in London is because I can do a smashing Alan Ford. I'll need the giant black-framed glasses in order to be more believable, but otherwise, I got him in the bag. The secret is to grit your teeth alot, and just give 'em Cockney hell.

Then, I know the cool places to live. Notting Hill is the big movie industry mecca, and where movie stars hang out, and I know that "the Tube" is like the Subway, which I've ridden before. I'm large boned right now, but I'll be skinny very soon, because the food in London tastes like ass.

The additional reason I'll be awesome in London is because I'm stupid-assed buff and funky fresh. I can play guitar and I'm reading "Man From St. Petersburg" so I can know more about London, and I've read some Hemingway. Basically, London has no idea what's about to hit them, because I'm coming. I also saw "Snatch" about eleventy-fillioin times.

In conclusion, London is a hip town, but I'm hipper, and buffer, and will be launching my writing career from London very soon, as soon as I get some scratch together and blow this joint.


Alan Ford, a.k.a., Bricktop